Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Long Awaited Sequel to 20 Year-Old Cartoon


Here’s what I think would be the best Sequel to Disney’s Beauty & The Beast. Prince Beast hunts down the capricious fairy that callously cursed him all those years ago. Better yet, make it a prequel so he uses his sweet beast strength and skills to hunt down the wicked fey. I should write a spec script.

Thinking about it, pre-Beast Prince was screwed no matter what he would’ve done. Sure, he could’ve let in the old crone, but what if Chip makes fun of her appearance? What if Lumiere Scoffs at her looks while chasing after the young, attractive maid? What if Cogsworth doesn’t allow her to eat in the Master’s fancy Dining Room due to her raggedness? What if Miss Bureau Drawers (Madame De La Grande Bouche) says she needs better clothes? Boom! Whole castle cursed due to the vile nature of that evil fairy. Never trust a fairy.

While we are on the subject. Lumiere turns into a candlestick, Mrs. Potts becomes a teapot, Cogsworth becomes a clock and Chip becomes a chipped cup. I feel bad for Mr. Privy.

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